algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

jointeamfreewill:

there is a banana in his republic

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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xekstrin:

andatlastiletitgo:

hmspoofta:

"Love is an Open Door" proposal

this was the cutest thing ever omg 

SMOOTH AS FUCK

cosimasbiology:

awesome-geek-monkey:

lindsaylohoean:

there is nothing better than knowing a puppy likes u more than it likes its owner

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aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most