Costco doesnt fuck around
What the ever-loving fuck
This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
I wanna live like this llama
Please unmute this.
hello I lost my voice
then how did u make this post?
I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…
see you space horse
so let me get this straight. we can make a kids’ movie about a woman who falls in love with a bee, but making a kids’ movie about a woman who falls in love with another woman would be too inappropriate?
a sweatshirt that’s blank when you’re inside
but then has writing on it when you go outside
this is something I never knew I needed in my life until now
All of tumblr needs this
this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall
your teacher’s aim sucks