lainabeatles:

ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around

What the ever-loving fuck

swsbvbptvbmth:

If you don’t like Fall Out Boy then fall out of my life

This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

alonetogether-forever:

lazynbored:

I wanna live like this llama

Please unmute this. 

bewbin:

whoredinarygirl:

hello I lost my voice

then how did u make this post?

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sherlockismyholmesboy:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

see you space horse

lets-go-lesbos:

so let me get this straight. we can make a kids’ movie about a woman who falls in love with a bee, but making a kids’ movie about a woman who falls in love with another woman would be too inappropriate? 

letusneverspeakofthis:

ourdrunkitchen:

a sweatshirt that’s blank when you’re inside

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but then has writing on it when you go outside

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this is something I never knew I needed in my life until now

All of tumblr needs this

glitter-gut:

stabmeintheneck:

this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks

meangreenelphie:

girls don’t want boys girls want glinda to go with elphaba during defying gravity